birthday is coming

For all of you who are nervous because you don't really know what material things can balance how wonderful I am with you even if I haven't called you up for ages, well here is the solution...

My birthday gift list!!!!!!!!! 2005
1. The Gutenberg Bible
first document ever printed, the Gutenberg Bible would be a good acquisition for a book loving creep like me.


2. Obviously, a thought-reading machine not to drop the ball anymore anytime I say anything.


3. The perfect perfume that attracts every attractive woman who otherwise would never know I am standing next to them.


4. Or maybe her?


5. or her?

6. Ok... This one... just to make you happy and show you I am a good boy.


Forget it. Just say hello and I'll be happy.